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you have to worry up and get done bill, we still have my track to do........

looking like a track again Bill.

Jello wrestling

Will not be long and there will be the sound of slot cars zipping around the track at Mr Bill...

So these old 49er comes out of the hills were he has been mining and walks into the local town. takes a seat at the bar and orders a beer and whiskey and downs both. then ask the bar owner were the nearest brothel is located.   bar owner replies we do not have those  in our town. well dang napper the old coot says what if you really in need of some company.. the bar owners thinks for few minutes and says if your really hard up there is old bill across the street there. 49 replies Im not into that crap. well that all there is here. so the 49er has a few more beers and off back into the hills he goes. so these happens  few more times and then one day the 49ers comes back into town and asks the same old question and gets the same answer , well the old 49ers replies it has been years i do anything at these point so the bar owners yells at a few guys and they take of to get old bill. the 49 is sitting at the bar drinking his beer when he hears all this fighting and cussing going on and he looks out and old bill is putting up a hell of a fight. the 49 asks the bar owners what is up with old Bill. well the bar owners says old Bill ant into that  crap either.....

looking great there Bill. but time is a wasting back to work.......

A Duck Hunter is out hunting. he has been in his blind all day and has not seen or heard any ducks all day. all of a sudden here come a flock of ducks flying over his head. so he takes aim and BANG he shoots one out of the sky. he watches it fall from the sky and hit a farm house roof and land dead in the front yard. so works way out of the blind, heads up to the farm and jumps over the fence to get his duck. just then these rather large and well built farmer steps out of his house and ask the hunter what he thinks he is doing. well Im getting that duck I shot. no the farmer says that my duck it hit my farm house and is in my yard so that makes it my duck... hunters say no I shot that duck it is mine.. farmer ask here is he from?and does he  know any thing about Property rights. well the hunters says the big city and no not really. well the farmer says we can settle these country style. hunter asks what is that. well that's were we take turns kicking each other in the balls and who ever does not give up can keep the duck. hunter goes eeeeeeeeeeeee im not to sure about that, bit I have been out here all day and sure hate to go home empty handed, so sure lets do country style then. farmer say ok but I get to go 1st. all right? so the farmes revs up and kicks the hunter has hard as he can. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn the hunter drops to the ground in pain and rolls on the ground for what seamed like 30min. finally he gets up brushes his self off and says man that really did hurt and says ok my turn. farms says back never mind, you can keep the duck!!!!!!

hey I head that Hooters is going to have there own to your door food delivery program.

they are calling it KNOCKERS!!!!!!!

yes yes and yes....

Been thinking a lot about the classes we run and all the new cars that have come out and soon to released cars. Looks like there is big push for gt3 cars coming from the manufators. With that said it might be time to re think our current gt3 class.  I know it was either a love or hate reaction to the class. So these is what I was thinking  that we do away with current gt3 rules and open it up to 3d chassis and the new cars from slot it and sideways nsr and others. Make it spec motor rule. Either the baby raptor motor or the 20k nsr motor and open tire choice.  Open gearing and No silicone tires only. Comments???? Na or yea let your voice  be heard....

Looks  like a track again. May routing dust fly. I have not done a damn thing since I tore every thing apart. Root cause is a .lack motivation