So a guys driving down the road doing 50 mph and a chicken goes flying pass him and shoots down a alley.
so the driver slams on his breaks and jumps out of his car and run down the alley looking for that chicken. when a farmer steps out of a door way. driver ask if he saw were that chicken had gone. farmer replies back that's my chicken. driver says he never seen a chicken run so fast before. well the farmer say that because i raise three legged chickens. driver says really why. well the farmer answers lets say you want a chicken dinner and you want a leg, say your wife want one two and then your son or daughter wants a leg. well with a three legged chicken solves that. drivers replies man that great, but how do they taste? farmer say I have no idea, we have never caught one....
776 September 2, 2020 4:39 pm
Re: NASTE Odd Thursday Night Racing Rules & Current Thread (2,135 replies, posted in NASTE)
777 September 2, 2020 4:26 pm
Re: NASTE Odd Thursday Night Racing Rules & Current Thread (2,135 replies, posted in NASTE)
hey I head that Hooters is going to have there own to your door food delivery program.
they are calling it KNOCKERS!!!!!!!
778 September 2, 2020 4:22 pm
Re: NASTE Odd Thursday Night Racing Rules & Current Thread (2,135 replies, posted in NASTE)
Looks like it when the track owners think it is safe to start racing again it will happen........but it does not hurt to at least talk about it right????
so check it out. I was in Safeway the other day and I'm not really thinking about were I was going. so I head down a aisle not really paying much to the arrows when I older gents speaks up and says young man did not see the arrows on the ground in a rather nasty tone if I do say so, I replied back not only did I not see the arrows I did not see all the Indians either.....
779 September 2, 2020 3:55 pm
Re: NASTE Odd Thursday Night Racing Rules & Current Thread (2,135 replies, posted in NASTE)
yes yes and yes....
780 September 2, 2020 10:42 am
Re: Inslot's Checkered Flag Raceway - Renovation (199 replies, posted in InSlot's Checkered Flag Raceway)
Thanks Zack. I don't think this addition will make it any harder. So I guess that part is good news!
no just longer and more time think about the last off
781 September 2, 2020 8:53 am
Re: NASTE Odd Thursday Night Racing Rules & Current Thread (2,135 replies, posted in NASTE)
Been thinking a lot about the classes we run and all the new cars that have come out and soon to released cars. Looks like there is big push for gt3 cars coming from the manufators. With that said it might be time to re think our current gt3 class. I know it was either a love or hate reaction to the class. So these is what I was thinking that we do away with current gt3 rules and open it up to 3d chassis and the new cars from slot it and sideways nsr and others. Make it spec motor rule. Either the baby raptor motor or the 20k nsr motor and open tire choice. Open gearing and No silicone tires only. Comments???? Na or yea let your voice be heard....
782 August 30, 2020 5:20 pm
Re: Thank you (5 replies, posted in Rapid Raceway)
damn!!!!!!!!! working Saturday craps getting old
783 August 29, 2020 11:46 am
Re: Inslot's Checkered Flag Raceway - Renovation (199 replies, posted in InSlot's Checkered Flag Raceway)
Looks like a track again. May routing dust fly. I have not done a damn thing since I tore every thing apart. Root cause is a .lack motivation
784 August 23, 2020 9:09 am
Re: Inslot's Checkered Flag Raceway - Renovation (199 replies, posted in InSlot's Checkered Flag Raceway)
Didn't aomeone get killed at construction site a few years ago were they were putting one of those concrete walls up and it fell and smashed a worke rin Portland? What a bad way to go. Not there is really any good way to go
Well maybe one.
785 August 21, 2020 7:24 pm
Re: some east coast builds (7 replies, posted in Track)
ok thanks for the info
786 August 21, 2020 7:18 pm
Re: Inslot's Checkered Flag Raceway - Renovation (199 replies, posted in InSlot's Checkered Flag Raceway)
787 August 21, 2020 6:06 pm
Re: some east coast builds (7 replies, posted in Track)
well it is back to build mode for me, the old track and table are history dump run is done, now off to local home depot to buy some building supplies for the new table. 1st thing is building those hollow beams.
788 August 21, 2020 5:54 pm
Re: Inslot's Checkered Flag Raceway - Renovation (199 replies, posted in InSlot's Checkered Flag Raceway)
good thing osha does not follow these forum. no safety glasses or mask being worn and is that a creeper sitting on the floor just waiting for some one to step on it let alone the power cord next to combustibles and the clutter tis tis there Bill
789 August 21, 2020 9:25 am
Re: some east coast builds (7 replies, posted in Track)
Looks like that track that Montie has was there 1st track they built..
790 August 19, 2020 6:01 pm
Re: DOCDOM's Scalextric Digital Track in Vancouver - By Dan Fritz (43 replies, posted in Parkside Raceway)
hope so. I.m not much of a wood worker so it may there might be few o crap moments during the build
791 August 19, 2020 4:54 pm
Re: DOCDOM's Scalextric Digital Track in Vancouver - By Dan Fritz (43 replies, posted in Parkside Raceway)
well track and table are all taken apart. looks like most of the wood is reusable. need to make a dump run and then figure how Im going build these tiliting table light enough that one guy can fold it up with busting a ball or two... these is what I.m aiming for.
https://www.hrwforum.com/forum/-1-32-sc … e-speedway
792 August 19, 2020 8:05 am
Re: Inslot's Checkered Flag Raceway - Renovation (199 replies, posted in InSlot's Checkered Flag Raceway)
Well nothing like challenge to make you pull your hair. Just look at me. My whole life been a challenge and you can see how much hair I have. Good luck
793 August 18, 2020 3:37 pm
Re: Inslot's Checkered Flag Raceway - Renovation (199 replies, posted in InSlot's Checkered Flag Raceway)
Why not just build the whole new section, that way you only need to shim the one end, and take care of trying to get that angle correct on the corner..
794 August 18, 2020 8:56 am
Re: Inslot's Checkered Flag Raceway - Renovation (199 replies, posted in InSlot's Checkered Flag Raceway)
Must be good stress relief after the test drives hey bill
795 August 15, 2020 12:03 pm
Re: CanAM Anyone? (2 replies, posted in Cars)
Way to tease everybody Rico. For a min there I thought we might be racing again. I'm in tear down mode on my track have one more table to tear apart and then it back to planning and building the folding up table.
796 August 15, 2020 11:58 am
Re: Inslot's Checkered Flag Raceway - Renovation (199 replies, posted in InSlot's Checkered Flag Raceway)
With the two temporary legs attached the curve is stable standing alone.
The curve is positioned to maintain 18 inches clearance from the other portions of the track to allow for turn marshals. Turn marshals will be able to access all portions of the track without crawling! No more hands and knees stuff for us old guys!
This is where the hairpin will sit in relation to the rest of the track. I will be adding about 12 feet overall to the lap length. The next step is to build the tabletop portion tying in the space between the curve and the rest of the track.
looking like somebody been drinking way to much java......
797 August 14, 2020 12:04 pm
Re: Inslot's Checkered Flag Raceway - Renovation (199 replies, posted in InSlot's Checkered Flag Raceway)
well you are getting further than I have. I way over built my table and only can get so much done before it is way to hot to work..
all the plywood and side boards are off just need to break down the table frames and start the new table build..
798 August 14, 2020 9:51 am
Re: Odd Thursday (21 replies, posted in Events)
Being a vet I'm not to keen on there kneeling crap so could care less right now and that goes for MLP also.
799 August 14, 2020 9:46 am
Re: Lamborghini Miura (8 replies, posted in Cars)
When I was attending UC Santa Barbara one of the guys in my dorm had borrowed his brother's Miura. Drove it down Hollister Road as fast as he could and wrapped it around a tree.
Well we are in tree hugging country. Did the tree make it through the crash and was a lawsuit taken up for the tree to sue the driver and owner????
800 August 13, 2020 10:33 pm
Re: GT-3 Junk (2 replies, posted in Cars)
scaly does make a pod chassis for car mitch..